5&A DIME PRODUCTS
Our government got you down? How about Tsunamis, hurricanes, wildfires, or just the general overwhelming feeling of powerlessness. Well we’ve got some good news for you. “Planet earth is about to be recycled, your only chance to survive or evacuate is to leave with us.”
You can purchase your ticket outta here by buying this starter kit for evacuation. Complete with a custom hat designed to withstand a barrage of haters, custom crew neck sweater sure to ward off cold lonely nights and creeps and a blanket to sleep through it all until Earths recycling begins. 2018 Everything is gross... except recycling, that shits cool.
Seriously though... in the words of some super tight San Diego graffiti that no longer exists “The system is rigged, rebel man!”